VIVA LA REVOLUCION!

The following is a prime example of how the people in the world of retail are starting to revolt against pretentious customers:

(in the form of a letter to a customer)

Dear complete asshole customer that forgot your debit card because you were on the phone and came back 2 hours later accusing me of stealing it,

It was in my drawer, but now it's in the trash can.

Love,
Employee

Now, I hope we have all learned a little lesson in being nice to the retail employees. Go forth and conquer!