Rule Number 1 for coffeeshop goers: Always say what you mean. I am not a psychic.
I don’t want to have to remake your drink because you “assumed” it was only made cold. When you assume, it makes an ass out of you and me. Mostly you, because it is your fault. Also, when you just say “I need a latte,” my psychic abilities tell me that you mean Large (no. not Venti–but that’s a different story) and that you want vanilla flavoring in it (because, really, vanilla flavoring makes life better).
So, in recap: yes, I may know everything but no, I am not psychic.
I don’t want to have to remake your drink because you “assumed” it was only made cold. When you assume, it makes an ass out of you and me. Mostly you, because it is your fault. Also, when you just say “I need a latte,” my psychic abilities tell me that you mean Large (no. not Venti–but that’s a different story) and that you want vanilla flavoring in it (because, really, vanilla flavoring makes life better).
So, in recap: yes, I may know everything but no, I am not psychic.
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